InFlight Chronicles ✈
coworker: can you get me a baileys and a coffee me: grabs baileys & pours coffee Hands it over and she’s like ? me: here you asked for a baileys and coffee coworker: I said deli and popcorn some guy thought he could sit in first class for free since there were open seats .. not today sir then he goes "I’ll pay the upgrade" until he finds out it’s $250 this pretty face will cost to see go to back to economy sir.. when you ditch your crew on a layover for a date and you see one of them later at the hotel bar...hi I’m not here.. Some viejita wacked my butt in the aisle during service and I gave her the side eye and then she goes “Dear, there’s something on your skirt, do you mind if I try to get it off? ” and I was like please lol over here thinking she was trying to get a free grab.. 9am flight and I already had someone asking if we serve Hennessy, a lady trying to sneak her dog in her purse.. what’s next? Captain said for us to remain seated so I thought it was perfect ti...
